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“The blues just got bluer.”
~Damon R.

“Why is it every time I forget condoms, this f-ing song gets stuck in my head?”
~Anonymous

“Male stupidity never sounded so right on.”
~Peter J.

“There’s the-man’s-got-me-down blues. There’s the-my-girl-left-me-for-another blues. There’s even the-milking-the-cow blues. But nothing, I repeat, nothing comes close to the blue balls blues.”
~Eric G.

“You don’t wanna like it, but you do, which is kinda messed up.”
~Jeff M.

“Sounds like how getting kicked in the nuts feels.”
~Javier T.

“Your eardrums won’t be the only thing ringing.”
~Gregory P.

“A throbbing jolt to the nervous system that strikes deep within your stomach, reverberating throughout every inch of your body, ultimately leaving you breathless.”
~Anonymous

“Thanks, Rusty and Vern! We girls love what you’re doing.”
~Marcia M.

“Well rounded and rueful.”
~Reed C.